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It’s the End of the World

At least to here Chicagoans talk about it. It’s gonna snow.  A lot.  Not just a little, but a lot. On the ground.  Snow falling from the air and accumulating on the ground in big piles, unbroken fields of white, … Continue reading

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Modern….Art?

I…am a philistine. Look at that slack jaw and vacant expression.  The lopsided fingers, the bare feet.  The…total lack of pants.  Yes, ladies and gentleman, before you stands a complete and utter philistine, uncultured and unappreciative of true genius when … Continue reading

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Assault With a Deadly What?

A word of warning before you continue to read. This post will probably get obscene. So this is an actual news story that appeared on Chicago NBC news, in several newspapers, and has made the rounds on the internet.  About … Continue reading

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Things I Learned at the Hospital

So my wife broke her wrist about a a week-and-a-half ago. Out on the porch, she tripped, stuck her arm out to break her fall, and her wrist, that marvelous hinge that allows the hand to move and rotate, turned … Continue reading

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“Would You Like to See My Penis?” and Other Internet Questions

As we are all very much aware, the Internet is a mixed bag of worthwhile information, entertaining websites, and the local sewer.  From up-to-the-minute news to some really, REALLY disturbing pornography, if you want to find IT, you can probably … Continue reading

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A Plea to the Low-Budget and Independent Movie Maker

Sure, I’ll always sit down and watch the latest Hollywood blockbuster, with it’s million-dollar effects shots, big name actors, and big name directors. Or a powerhouse drama, epic in scope, that tugs at the emotional strings of my mind Continue reading

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